Alex says (9:05 AM):
They should do a live action Family Guy movie
William says (9:05 AM):
Yes.
Alex says (9:05 AM):
that would make a terrible premise a million times more awful
William says (9:05 AM):
Yes, but imagine how successful it would be!
William says (9:05 AM):
This summer..
William says (9:06 AM):
all the voice actors can play their roles, only in loads of make up
William says (9:06 AM):
Seth MacFarlane in a fat suit, simultaneously playing a dog in th same scene
Alex says (9:07 AM):
I had the same idea
Alex says (9:07 AM):
It'd be a real dog with the lips animated on
William says (9:07 AM):
a still image of a dog
William says (9:07 AM):
superimposed
Hoverboards don't work on water says (9:07 AM):
i prefer the idea of a real dog
Hoverboards don't work on water says (9:07 AM):
and they pour alcohol down its throat
Hoverboards don't work on water says (9:08 AM):
during the scenes Brian would be drinking
Alex says (9:08 AM):
80% of the footage would probably be shots taken from other movies belonging to 20th century fox
Alex says (9:09 AM):
Since it's live action they don't even HAVE to recreate the exact same scene from another movie
William says (9:09 AM):
yeah
Hoverboards don't work on water says (9:09 AM):
all the skits that feature celebrities would have to be animated and involve the cast in a mary poppins fashion because no reputable actor would be caught dead in that movie
Alex says (9:10 AM):
you just put an image of unwilling celebrities being killed and turned into human puppets for the film into my head
William says (9:10 AM):
this idea gets better and better
Hoverboards don't work on water says (9:10 AM):
the movie would be 88% britney spears jokes
Alex says (9:11 AM):
I think Stewie could possibly be a real child either with a giant animatronic head, or a CG one
Alex says (9:11 AM):
or both
Hoverboards don't work on water says (9:11 AM):
a giant animatronic cg head
William says (9:11 AM):
they could do what they did for that movie Little Man
William says (9:12 AM):
Seth MacFarlane's face, superimposed on a child, only the child is wearing a large mask with no features
Hoverboards don't work on water says (9:12 AM):
or a real baby with an american football-based helmet (I mean the actually ball, not the helmets) with superimposed lips
Alex says (9:12 AM):
hahahhaha
Alex says (9:13 AM):
I think the black guy should be Seth McFarlane in black face CGI'd onto the body of WIll Smith/Samuel Jackson (each plays one half of the characters body) who have been CGI'd to be fat
William says (9:13 AM):
hahaha great
Alex says (9:13 AM):
his voice will be provided by an apple macs speech function
Hoverboards don't work on water says (9:13 AM):
the crippled character should be played by the real actor whose legs have been broken for the movie for realism.
William says (9:14 AM):
no, no, they get a crippled man to act out all the actions, and Patrick Warburton's fae is superimposed on
Alex says (9:14 AM):
his legs should be removed and replaced with prop legs so they can do leg special effects
Alex says (9:14 AM):
hahahaha
Alex says (9:15 AM):
What about the sex man?
William says (9:15 AM):
Large animatronic chin
Hoverboards don't work on water says (9:15 AM):
with wheels
Alex says (9:15 AM):
they should strap the bodies of aborted children to his face
William says (9:15 AM):
attached to a stuntman who is appropriately frail and skinny
William says (9:16 AM):
and then Seth MacFarlane's face superimposed on
Alex says (9:16 AM):
the chin suit should weigh at least double that of the actor and most likely kill him
William says (9:16 AM):
yes, twelve actors play Quagmire
Alex says (9:16 AM):
and send out an assasin robot to also kill his family
Alex says (9:17 AM):
it should also contain the engine of a truck inside it
William says (9:17 AM):
it should be a chin car, and his main transportation
William says (9:17 AM):
and his body is just dragged behind it
Alex says (9:18 AM):
Yes! and it should also have a small bar fridge filled with at least 20kg of drinks inside it
William says (9:18 AM):
three families live inside it's hollow structure
Alex says (9:18 AM):
And it should systematically send a 20 volt electric shot down the weaers body
Alex says (9:18 AM):
actually, the voltage should slightly increase
Alex says (9:18 AM):
so the actor doesn't become lazy
William says (9:19 AM):
all the faces, the ones superimposed over the actors, they need to have ping pong balls for eyes
William says (9:19 AM):
and then the pupils move around in post-production
Alex says (9:19 AM):
yes, that will capture the feel of the show
Alex says (9:20 AM):
I think the wife's nose could be achieved by putting a small explosive in someones nose
Alex says (9:20 AM):
to extend it to the right size
Hoverboards don't work on water says (9:21 AM):
i think you could get the same effect with two horses
Hoverboards don't work on water says (9:21 AM):
one attached to her nose, one to her feet
Hoverboards don't work on water says (9:21 AM):
running in opposite directiosn
Alex says (9:21 AM):
Every extra should be played by Seth Green due to his diverse vocal ability
William says (9:21 AM):
no, no, thw rold should appear to be populated by millions of Seths
William says (9:22 AM):
Mayor Adam West should be played by an Adam West impersonator with Adam West's real face superimposed on
Alex says (9:22 AM):
just aspects of the real Adam Wests face
William says (9:22 AM):
*millions of seth macfarlanes
Alex says (9:22 AM):
like one of his eyes and his mouth
Alex says (9:22 AM):
the rest should come from a second Adam West impersonator